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Wal-Mart branded wine

Postby Konertjm » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:52 pm

BREAKING NEWS!

Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2010, it will begin offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas . "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).


P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.
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Postby Witch Doctor Dale » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:54 pm

But possum is white meat!
(I know this for a fact)
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Postby Kerth » Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:35 pm

The other other white meat?
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Postby Witch Doctor Dale » Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:48 pm

Yep, and mighty tasty if there ain't nothing else around to eat!
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Postby Konertjm » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:25 am

But how does it compare to Armadillo?


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So Texan's could have Possum on the half shell!!! :shock:

WOW! Redneck wine to armadillo's in 5 posts! 8)
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Postby Witch Doctor Dale » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:14 am

Bravo, Bravo!
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