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That's how the fight started!

Postby Konertjm » Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:24 am

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it. He was a DWARF! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started.....
In wine there is wisdom,
In Beer there is strength,
In water there is bacteria!
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Postby Kally » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:37 pm

Holy sh*t, LOL!!!!! :o

good way to tell the joke...or real?
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Postby cubby_swans » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:44 pm

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.'


And that's how the fight started...
In Heaven there is no Beer
That's why we drink it here
When we're gone from here
All our friends will be drinking all our Beer
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Postby Michael » Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:07 pm

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'Goodness!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...
My Indian name is "Running With Beer"
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Postby Michael » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:32 pm

And one more.

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on the TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started.
My Indian name is "Running With Beer"
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